Chick-Fil-A Now Serves “Homophobic Hate Chicken” According to Liberal Left

By: Larry Chaulklin

In a confusing development, “Liberal Twitter” has turned on one of its own as Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has started a firestorm of controversy due to a tweet about his new Cash app he used to get lunch.

His crime? Eating tasty chicken at Chick-Fil-A:

Chick-Fil-A is best known for three things. First, it’s pretty much the best fast food place in the world. Second, they are known for denying us their delicious chicken on Sundays (even in the NFL football stadium they sponsor!!). And, finally, they are known for following in the lead of their CEO and his father who founded the company in standing against the sinful view of homosexuality pushed by the world today.

But it isn’t just Mr. Dorsey’s taste in chicken coming under fire, his timing is also at question according to the Left. See, June is “Pride Month” according to the world. And it isn’t pride in accomplishment or talent, no, what the world deems worthy of celebration is the sin of homosexuality.

Twitter has put these together and come out critically against even the mention of eating Chick-Fil-A in June:

In light of this, however, I suggest you follow in my lead and head down to the nearest Chick-Fil-A and enjoys some of the tastiest chicken in the world. I’m sure Liberal Twitter will have something else they hate when you return.